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PostSubject: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:44 pm

Driver: Sardar ji, petrol mukk gaya aey, gaddi aggey nai ja sakdi.
Sardar: Ohoh! Chal koi gall nai. gaddi wapis morh lay
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:47 pm

Arastu: Meri dictionary may IMOSSIBLE ka word nahi hai.
Sardar: Te khotay day puttar wekh kay layni si na dictionary.
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:50 pm

lol , gud 1
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:50 pm

Pathan: Jab hum chota tha to hum MINAR-E-PAKISTAN say gir gaya tha.
Doosra Pathan: Tum marr gaya tha ya bach gaya?
Pathan: Yaara hum ko yaad nahi hum to chota tha
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:54 pm

TARZAN jaanwaron ko unki zatain bata raha tha.
Shair >> Rajput
Cheeta >> Jutt
Hathi >> Butt
Zebra >> Malik
Gadha >> Pathan

Gadha tapp kar bola nahi nahi may gadha hi theek hoon.
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:36 am

PATHANOON KI TU ADMIN BHAI AAP NE EK HI KER DI...LOL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:39 am

SCENE : EK PATHAAN APNI BEWI KE SAATH RIKSHE MEIN JAA RAHA HOTA HE...AUR RIKSHE WALLA REAR MIRROR SE USKI BEEWI KO DEKHE JAA RAHA HOTA HE...

PATHAN (ghusse se) : oyeh tum itne der se sheeshe se hamari beewi ko dekh raha he... ab tum peeche jaa ker betho ham chalaye ga!!!
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:41 am

SCENE : EK LARKI KEH COLLEGE LATE POHANCHNE PER PROFESSOR SAHAB POCHTE HEIN KEH LATE HONAE KI KIA WAJAH HOI...?

PROFESSOR : AAP AAJ LATE KYUN POHANCHEEN?

LARKI : MERE PEECHAY LARKAY LAG GAYE THE !!!

PROFESSOR : MAGER PHIR TU AAP KO JALDI POHANCNA CHAHIYAE THA...

LARKI : ACTUALLY LARKEY BHT AHISTA CHAL RAHE THAE....HEHEHE
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:40 pm

LOLz sheikh sahab lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:56 am

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa singh.
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:58 am

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:59 am

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 baccheÖ
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:09 am

Whatís the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:10 am

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:11 am

Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:12 am

Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage. Guess why?
They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne.
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:16 am

If u donít have a gf/bf, donít have a nice job, donít like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then donít worry just log on to www.rabba chukk lay.com
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:18 am

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:19 am

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after.
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:22 am

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:32 am

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:36 am

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:18 am

lol! lol! Savi
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:50 pm

yeh walaa acha tha..last wala...lol
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PostSubject: Re: JoKeS aNd HuMoUr   Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:59 am

Sahar wrote:
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai


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